If you're this far into exploring Central Presbyterian Church in Geneseo, New York, you've come farther than driving by and admiring the Memorial Gardens, or, perhaps, wondering if our entrance looks a bit formal (by the way, we have a lift), or, perhaps, glancing at the Wayside Pulpit (the sign that lists the next Sunday's sermon and time for worship at the corner) and wondering "What on earth will that be about?!"